Reede, 18. september 2009

Miks keegi ei paku lahedate kirjadega T-särke?


Kiri lahedal T-särgil peab olema igasugu tarbetute ilustusteta, kergesti ja kiirelt loetav, kuid selle sisu peab lajatama nigu labidaga, nii et kõik ruumisolijad sinu sisenemisel su rinnaesist (või väljumisel selga) jõllitama jäävad ning vastavalt temperamendile kas omaette vaikselt itsitavad või kooris ja mürinal möirgama puhkevad. Väljamaakeelsete kirjadega on seesuguseid särke ju täitsa liikvel, maakeelsetest meenuvad paraku ainult "Welcome to Estonia" mitmesugused modifikatsioonid ning loomulikult Arkadi Žuk'i surematu looming.

Kõik muu laiatarbekaup on, kuidas nüüd öelda, kuidagi tavaline. Sihuke, mida võib kanda iga päev, olenemata päevast. Aga laheda kirjaga särk peab tekitama kandjas impulsi: "Jess, ma tahan seda! Nüüd ja kohe!", misjärel see siis pärast esimest, heal juhul ka teist kandmist kappi paremaid päevi ootama jääb. Samal ajal kui omanik juba uut särki nähes röögib"Jah! Ma pean selle saama - nüüd ja kohe!"

Ma loodan, et sa said juba vihjest aru - kasuta oma kreatiivsust ning tee kasvõi veebipood, kus kunded kasvõi enda väljamõeldud kirjadega särke tellida saavad. Aga igal juhul tuleks sul ka mõned valmiskujundused välja pakkuda. Näiteks tuletist vana hea seljal paikneva kirjaga "See on mul vana särk", mille esiküljel oleks siis praegusele valimishooajale sobivalt "Mulle meeldib Keskerakond/Reformierakond/IRL/misiganes muu partei".

4 kommentaari:

  1. aga selliseid firmasid on ju küll ja küll. olen isegi lasknud trükkida, pildi ja kirja mitte just väga originaalse,naine parimais aastais.

    oli vist jajaa keskuses. aga siis on ju ka veel näiteks: http://www.valgekuu.ee/ valgekuu või siis saare õmblus http://www.saareomblus.ee/home.php?cat=9

    VastaKustuta
  2. Loomulikult on, pilti särgile saab lasta vist igas suuremas kaubanduskeskuses.
    Aga kus sa viimati nägid müügil mõnd tõsiselt laheda eestikeelse kirjaga särki?

    VastaKustuta
  3. mu lemmiksärk hakkab vaikselt minestusse langema, selle tekst on kahjuks küll saksa keeles: ICC BIN ÜBER 30, BITTE HELFEN SIE MIR ÜBER DIE STRASSE... plaanin järgmiseks suveks särki nimega MILLEKS JOOKSTA, KUI SAAB VEEREDA?
    Aga kujutan ette, et nii mõnigi kaalunälgija sellelaadsest eneseirooniast eriti ei pea :)

    VastaKustuta
  4. Kusjuures üks mu kolleeg oleks selle üle tänava aitamise kirjaga särgi peaaegu oma 30-ndaks sünnipäevaks saanud :)
    Aga ok, siin on mõned võõrkeelsed kirjad, keda huvitab, tõlkigu ise:
    Give me coffee and no one gets hurt.
    Don't wash this vehicle - Undergoing scientific dirt test
    Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
    Keep honking, I'm reloading
    He who laughs last thinks slowest
    Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?
    You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
    Jesus is coming, everyone look busy
    I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
    The Earth Is Full - Go Home
    I is a college student
    I souport publik edekasion
    I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
    Beer - Helping ugly people have sex since 1765
    Why drink and drive, when you can smoke and fly.
    Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
    Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
    If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
    Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
    Lord save me from your followers.
    Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
    And on the 8th day, God sobered up.
    The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
    It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now
    I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere
    I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
    Fight crime - Shoot back
    If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
    Talk is Cheap - until you hire a lawyer.
    Forget the Flag. Burn a Politician.
    I love my country. It's the government that pisses me off.
    Don't be stupid. We have politicians for that.
    Nothing political is correct.
    So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.
    I need someone really bad...Are you really bad
    Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?
    You'll need to know my name. You'll be screaming it later.
    I lost my virginity, but I still have the box it came in.
    The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
    Boldly Going Nowhere
    Metaphors be with you
    If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
    I still miss my wife, But my aim is improving
    Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
    Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him/her sleep.
    What part of "No" don't you understand?
    A day without sunshine is like, night.
    You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
    Make the world a better place; kill a bigot
    God created Whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world
    I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha
    I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
    When there's a will, I want to be in it!
    Been There - Shit Happened
    Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
    We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
    Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
    Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
    Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
    Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
    Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most
    I gave up drinking, smoking and sex - Worst 15 minutes of my life
    Born to Shop
    If you're rich, I'm single
    Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
    3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
    Oh sure. But what's the speed of dark?
    Computers help us to do stupid things faster.
    The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
    Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

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